so netflix’s april fools prank is an hour long movie of chicken being cooked called Rotisserie Chicken
what a time to be alive
thats not an invite to start the dadocalypse
thats devious but i like it
at least its better than being swarmed by dad jokes
(Kamila had her dose of mom jokes, but it’s not like we need a set day for that…)
Who’s the champion, I mean the culprit?
dang he pulled out the stops and pranked you hard
tell me when you get your revenge
im expecting something classic from you
Why be elaborate when simple works so well?
let me guess
someone utterly destroyed something you love right
ive so far avoided it but i know eventually my luck is gonna run out
if anything im just glad an anon didnt take this as a moment to curse me like last year
Diet. He destroyed my diet.
His first tactical error was to act at lunch, leaving the shops still open for my revenge.
how the heckie have you been
Victim of a tragic prank. I am recovering, but it has been a hard blow.